Those Who Can’t Play, WriteBy Chad Brown
Was going to start this post with an “Ah, good times”, as the NFL is back (that being the portion of the National Football League not consumed with the Brett Favre drama) and so am I. However, that’s kind of difficult to do considering the recent deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes. RIP fellas.
Nevertheless, the season, and with it my posts, will go on and that’s a good thing. This has been an epic summer of sports and I have a feeling that this trend will extend to the gridiron come this autumn. My NFC and AFC preview capsules are coming up later this week—and who knows where they’ll end up this time around. I’d also like to thank everybody who took a listen to my NPR appearances this summer.
Really appreciated the kind words from my sport fan friends and Chad fan friends; as long as I’m invited back to the sportsblogger’s roundtable, I’ll keep sending out the MP3s. It’s an honor to be included in the conversation with established, knowledgeable and down to earth sportswriters/bloggers.
Ok, so here are some preliminary thoughts, trends, Chadisms regarding the NFL ’08. None of which involve reports of # 4 navigating Interstate 280. Seriously, I’m pleased, and still somewhat surprised that Favre is a New York Jets after 16 seasons as a Green Bay Packer, but the coverage leading up to Wednesday night was beyond any adjective. At least the WorldWide Leader in Sports has ceased to be FAVRESPN for the moment. Or at least shifted the coverage’s geographic focus.
A few points regarding the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Induction Ceremony; I thought that Darrell Green and his son were excellent as enshrine and presenter. I understand that Green played Cornerback over a twenty year period that produced some of the greatest teams, players, games and coaches in NFL history. Having said that, I echo SI.com’s Peter King in wondering what Green and son meant by saying that there were maybe two future HOFers in today’s game. Am guessing he didn’t mean Tom Brady or Peyton Manning (not that they’re not, in my opinion, but he is a defensive all-timer).
Second point, much simpler. Art Monk’s induction was looooong overdue and he deserved all four minutes of that standing ovation. Makes you wonder if Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain will get half of that at the Republican National Convention next month, in terms of length and fervor.
Finally, I noticed that Andre Tippet—whose final season as a New England Patriot coincided with Bill Parcells’ first year as Pats coach—thanked then defensive coaches Al Groh and Romeo Crennel in his speech, but made no mention of the Tuna? Maybe to appease Owner/Presenter Bob Kraft who, along with the other presenters, did a terrific job.
Trying to predict the next Super Bowl Champion? (Memo to Antonio Pierce, this is not meant to disrespect the New York Giants) Look at the teams who have either lost/added a running back through free-agency, trade or the draft. It might not mean anything, but since ’99, most of the eventual Super Bowl Champions—with the exception of the ’03 Patriots—have benefited from a new backfield presence. In the cases of Pittsburgh in ’05 and the Giants in ’07, that replacement was already on the roster and just needed the opportunity to play full time. Does this mean a Super Bowl Swan Song for Mike Holmgren’s Seahawks and a possible worst to first for the Oakland Raiders? Let’s not get crazy here.
Also, football fans and teams should be excited if your starting running back sets a new single season touchdown record, your quarterback sets a single season touchdown record, your offense scores the most.points.ever, and you have a shoe-in candidate for league MVP on your roster. Just don’t bet on winning the Super Bowl, let alone playing in it, if you make it out of your first playoff round. Observe:
Last running back w/td record to win Super Bowl: Emmitt Smith, (25 tds, 1995). Since then, Marshall Faulk (26 tds, 2000), Priest Holmes (27 tds, 2003), Shaun Alexander (28 tds, 2005) and LaDainian Tomlinson (31 tds, 2006), have combined for a grand total of two playoff victories (both Alexander’s) in the postseason following their stellar campaigns.
Last MVP to make the Super Bowl and not stink up the joint: Kurt Warner, Rams, 1999
Of the three highest scoring offenses in NFL history, two featured Randy Moss, one couldn’t make it out of Minnesota, and the two that appeared in their respective Super Bowls scored a combined total of 23 points.
Dan Marino (48 td passes, 1984), Peyton Manning (49 td passes, 2004) and Tom Brady (50 td passes, 2007) were incredible during their respective regular seasons and had at least one standout postseason game. But, when facing the eventual Super Bowl Champions of those seasons, they generated 16, 3 and 14 points, two total touchdowns and didn’t give their defenses much help. Now, do these statistics mean anything for the 2008 season? Not necessarily, just know your pigskin history. Stuff happens.
Just to get it out of the way early, no NFL team is going undefeated and no team will emerge from the ’08 campaign unvictorious.
Having said that, chances are good that the New England Patriots will have another great season, the Miami Dolphins will lick the bottom of the AFC Barrel, Jason Taylor will go sackless against AFC East competition and Jessica Simpson will be banned (however unfairly) from the state of Texas should the Dallas Cowboys fail to win a playoff game.
My thoughts on the Packers rift with Favre and vice versa. Long term, his Green Bay legacy will be fine. There were many more good times than bad ones over the course of those 16 years he spent in Green and Gold. Even if the memories and ownership of those good times border on fanatic. However, both sides are at fault for letting this happen. While Favre had/has the right to change his mind, the Packers were right to not let him be bigger than the team with his indecision and interviews with Gretta. This has been going on for a few years, the only difference being that he said yes when they needed a decision. As for the Packers, forget about all of the earlier platitudes; as of last season, this guy quarterbacked your team within an overtime period of the Super Bowl (again, no disrespect to the G-Men). If you’re not going to realistically consider bringing him back, let him go elsewhere, even if it’s out of the division. More details to come in my Packers and Jets previews, within the context of their respective teams.
John Edward’s political career may be dead, Herm Edwards hasn’t done much to impress in Kansas City, but the Edwards on the come up in ‘08 is Braylon. He and K2 could be even better in Cleveland’s offense if all goes according to form. But first, Braylon, enough of running sprints in socks. Let those stitches heal.
A New York Giants team without Wellington Mara, Bob Tisch, Ernie Accorsi, Tiki Barber, Michael Strahan or Jeremy Shockey? The squad will bring it, no doubt—3 straight years in the playoffs for Coughlin’s crew. Just feels weird, is all.
Best of luck to Shockey and former Jets MLB Jonathan Vilma in New Orleans; they’ll make some noise in their new NFC South home. Also looking forward to Warrick Dunn’s return to Tampa Bay. In all of the “Will Brett Favre come to Tampa” and “Will Jeff Garcia escape captivity” talk, Dunn’s been overlooked. Always felt bad that he wasn’t part of the team’s Super Bowl run and can’t wait to see what Jon Gruden has cooked up for him and Earnest Graham. And no, I cannot confirm reports that Doug Williams was seen throwing the ball at a Bucs training camp practice.
Never thought that I’d congratulate anybody for getting out of Miami, but good for Jason Taylor for moving to a contender (sorta) in Washington. Was that one of Gang Green’s selling points to Favre, that he wouldn’t have to worry about #99 messing with him twice a season? Also, with Taylor a Redskin and former Fins teammate and current brother in law, Zach Thomas, a Cowboy, yet another juicy twist in the longtime Redskins-Cowboys rivalry emerges.
Does the Madden Curse still count if the player on the cover is active, but no longer in THAT uniform? Speaking with obvious bias, I hope not. Vince Young’s relatively good fortune should be a harbinger of good things.
Is it strange that we’re this far into pre-season play with no visual evidence of Peyton and scant sightings of Brady?
Also, it’s time to end this Manning family monopoly of the Super Bowl MVP award!
Two game suspension and his importance to the Carolina Panthers aside, does anybody else think that Steve Smith has a butt kicking coming to him this season? I wouldn’t condone it any more than I did his assault on Ken Lucas. Still, karma is unpredictable.
Just to acknowledge a current member of the Packers’ roster; Aaron Rodgers, stay healthy and productive. This team is in much better shape than the old, broken down squad Lombardi left behind in ’69 or that Ron Wolf permitted to flatline after TO ended the quest for a 3rd straight Super Bowl appearance in the late 1990s.
Finally, if you had said in June of ’07 that PacMan Jones would be on a team other than the Titans in ’08, I could accept that. If you would’ve mentioned that Michael Vick might miss some games due to events in Virginia, that’d be plausible. Throw out the possibility of Favre wrestling with retirement after a great season, I wouldn’t think you were off. One year later, Adam Jones is a Dallas Cowboy, Vick’s number is no longer 7 and #4’s colors are Green and White. Hands up from everybody who saw all that coming. Ok, thought so.
Whatever. I’m just glad the NFL is back. Now off to watch the Olympics.
Coming Soon, NFC Previews.